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takingbackthenumber:

middle—earth:

elanorpam:

This is apparently a cover for the 1988 Balanchine edition of the Two Towers. Link leads to a mid-TTT chapter review of a total Tolkien virgin, because that was where I found this pearl.

Legolas what is that hair

oh my god. 

“So this is like a D&D book, right? Fucking elves and runes and shit? Okay, yeah, I’ll give that guy glam-rock hair. Now people will buy this stupid fantasy crap book.”

Dat hair! ( ﾟдﾟ)

THIS

THIS IS THE VERSION I HAD

THIS…. IS PROBABLY THE REASON I NEVER REALLY GOT INTO THESE BOOKS FOR A LONG TIME

:|

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   You guys. Gimli! One arm...bigger than the other! His axe is weeny! His hair is facing...

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   I’m pleased to say that I own these editions (thanks, older sister!) and I can personally assure that the other covers...

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    THIS THIS IS THE VERSION I HAD THIS…. IS PROBABLY THE REASON I NEVER REALLY GOT INTO THESE BOOKS FOR A LONG TIME :|

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    Dat hair! ( ﾟдﾟ)

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    he looks like Christie Brinkley omg

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    “So this is like a D&D book, right? Fucking elves and runes and shit? Okay, yeah, I’ll give that guy glam-rock hair. Now...

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    This is the copy I have! It’s so funny.

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    HAHAHAHAHA WHO THE FUCK IS YOUR STYLIST

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    ^what I was going to say^ (his hair?!)

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