if getting fucked against a wall is the craziest thing ya’ll can think of…. your sex life is boring…
Fucked through a wall, the prison warden never saw this escape plan coming and I’m miles away before they even notice I’m gone.
mangameme: 6 FEMALE CHARACTERSAmir Halgal from Otoyomegatari
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
love stories about monsters are THE BEST because the idea of conceptualizing love in a way that is not human and fundamentally cannot be human and is AN ENTIRELY SEPARATE LEVEL FROM THE HUMAN is so great.
made better when one half of the relationship is human and suddenly we’re dealing with a) a human learning to love like a monster or b) a monster learning to translate their love into human terms and that’s
the best thing
which often goes hand in hand with MONSTER TRYING TO HUMANIZE THEMSELVES but that’s.. not necessary, don’t worry monster, you don’t need to do that. your capacity for love does not need to be whittled and softened into a human shape. it’s okay. your heart can be brutal and all consuming. you will learn to cope and you will learn to funnel it, pieces at a time, into something conceivable and measurable to the human mind.
and i don’t strictly mean monster monsters because there’s room here for divinity (alpha and omega, first and last, holy terror OF THE HEART. apocalypses OF FEELING.) or ghosts, or non-human, non-monster outliers (superheroes, androids, idek), or even human beings who are self-made monsters and whose expression and understanding of love is two steps removed and two shades off.
but, you know what i mean.
love stories about monsters.
-Sizeless everything. Because a small in Forever 21 sometimes looks like it could fit on somebody who is a size small, and sometimes it looks like the person who sized it has never seen sizes? Sometimes I’m a large but then I’m an extra small? Why are there so many straps and why are the armholes here?
-Stick-on bindis that contain tracking devices so you can find the person wearing it and give them a grandmotherly smack on the back of their head, okay HUDGENS?
-A shirt so heavily encrusted with skull studs that you can be a Russian Monarch Child getting shot at and still survive. We call this shirt the Anastasia. Does not come with hot cartoon dude.
-We’re still doing this with the bodysuits?
-Giant shirt that says “PIZZA-CATTITUDE-GIVE ME YOUR BOYFRIEND” and it’s actually a summoning device of the devil, who is actually the 13-year-old girl who called her mother a bitch in the makeup section at Target when I was home last weekend.
-A leather executioner’s hood with floral headband attached, for when you want to cute up your medieval cosplay.
-A light pink, floral Marauder’s Map that leads you to the section in Forever 21 with the cheap flannel that fits, the untangled necklaces and everybody is over the age of 14.
-Shorts that are so short they just go “I’m sorry, I give up” and climb straight up into your bumhole
-Graphic T-shirts that say: “Fuck it, I Guess I’ll Buy This,” “But Why is There a HOLE HERE?!?!” “This Costs 4 Dollars And This Costs 25?!” and “Oh, Awesome, Cross Detailing.”
-Jewelry that’s already green
-Skirts at Impressively Unflattering Lengths even you couldn’t imagine
-Crop Tops: Wear these and many pagan farmers believe it will keep their wheat fields going for yet another cruel and harsh summer
-A dress that seems like, maybe it will look good? Do you think this will look good? Am I too old for this? It’s not like I have any more cash than I did when I was in college.
-For the Love of All Things, Please Stop With The Elastic Waistband
-The Miley Cyrus Collection* *Girl Who Is Going To A Miley Cyrus Concert Collection
-Hey man, wanna try making a bralette for D Cups?
-A giant headband that is shaped into the Eye of Sauron, all-knowing, useful when you are searching for at least one fucking midi-ring that looks good
-A Protective Shield that just radiates Valencia Filter off you
-A cute skirt that gives you two hours of your life back in this store. God, I fucking love this store.
12 days of berserk / / day 03 - scene that made you smile
→ Tywin shielding Tommen
why would i want to read a john green book i love myself
You may bury my body
down by the highway side
So my old evil spirit
Can catch a Greyhound bus and ride
- Robert Johnson, Me and the Devil Blues
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.