we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be
Ok yea but listen, imagine Zaeed having a dumb, old man crush on Chakwas and pretends to be sick.
Never seek permission to live a spooky life. It is your right, it is within your ability.
You are the cemetery gate keeper to the boneyard surrounding your heart.
i would put so many flowers in your beard i would match them with your eyes and do fishtail braids
i would DEEP CONDITION and have LAYERS and it would be SILKY AND THICK like my EYEBROWS
i would be so gr8 in a society where i could be super femme and have an extravagant beard
curvy dresses and leggings and long jangly necklaces and bright orange heels and barrettes in my grizzly adams
my partner tried to call me a sweetheart the other day but he misspelled it and I read it as “sweetbeard” and then I decided that this is what dwarf couples call each other
so, naturally, here are two dwarves on a date